“The Hustler's opinion section tends to address the issues of the day, and currently the main issues have been political. We also go to Vanderbilt University not the Cal Berkley — the student body is conservative; get over it.”

“To the girl with the annoying voice in Health Psychology: STOP shouting all of your ridiculous opinions in every single psychology class. These are lectures, and no one wants to hear about how your father goes hunting or how your mother sprayed you with water as a child.”

“For those of you that decided to play musical chairs in Sarratt the other day ... that is cool and all, but can you maybe go play it somewhere else ... where people aren't studying?”

“Hey, maintenance for Kissam? Is there anyway you can bring up some soap and toilet paper for Hemingway 4? When you get a chance?”

“When will it stop raining?  I want to go outside again.”

“For the record, if you have to vomit there are bathrooms.”