Florida, down

Yeah, so they completely destroyed the Commodores, but look on the bright side: it's still hurricane season.
Japan, up

A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days. The man stripped off his clothes behind a convenience store before going in and buying panties and pantyhose.

Michelle Obama, down

Fashion-watchers were looking closely at Obama's dress, and the verdict was not so good. She was derided in opinion polls for her choice of a black and neon-red dress from Narciso Rodriguez's spring 2009 ready-to-wear collection.

Intelligence, down

A New Zealand rape victim drove her rapist to a police station when he fell asleep in his car after assaulting the woman.

Australia, up

An Australian kid decided to get drunk and break into a police station. What did he find? The quickest way to get arrested.

Smoking, down

Redbridge Council's cabinet agreed Tuesday night to a ban on placing children in foster care homes with people who smoke unless there are exceptional circumstances. That seems to be a bit excessive.

Bullies, up

According to a new study, bullies may actually enjoy the pain they cause others. The part of the brain associated with reward lights up when an aggressive teen watches a video of someone hurting another person. You know what they say — you got to do what you love.

Soul Men, down

With rectal exam jokes, sexist humor and an obsession with Viagra, "Soul Men" even underwhelms the meager expectations I had. Seriously, who thought making this movie was a good idea?