"Sports should not be on the front page. That's what the back page is for. 5-0 is super-sweet and is a big deal in Vandy history, so maybe, but even still. As for all the other times it happened this year - come on."

"Katherine Miller's opinions on the presidential candidates? I don't give a monkey's derriere about what the people on the opinion page think about McCain or Obama, why should I have to read that on the front page? Just because each party earned roughly the same number of animal icons does not make her unbiased or objective. It's a freakin' opinion!"

"I don't give a damn about what the people on the opinion page think about McCain or Obama, or gun rights! Let's leave it to the people who are knowledgeable professionals (or social philosophers in the case of gun rights) to give opinions on this topic, not the kid who sits next to you in PoliSci."

"Why is The Rant only in every other issue? It's the only thing in the Hustler that I habitually read."

"I'm starting to hate the Wall. Every time I walk by I feel like I'm being accosted by beggars."